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Christmas Jokes. |
 
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Good Christmas jokes are always welcomed.
Christmas jokes #1:
What
do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
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this Christmas joke answer).
Holiday
joke #2:
Why
is Christmas just like a day at the office?
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Party joke #3:
What
Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents?
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What
do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck?
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Why
did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
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Why
was Santa's little helper depressed?
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What’s the most popular wine at Christmas?
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What does Santa Claus like to do in his garden?
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Why
did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
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What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
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X-Mas joke #11:
What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
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Christmas joke #12:
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut open until Christmas.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas eve?
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If
athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
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How is Santa Claus like a beatnik?
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What do elves learn in school?
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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa
Claus?
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If
you know any good Christmas Jokes by all means share it with us.
E-mail To: 
and
type "Joke" in the subject line. Smiles to you!
For a fun Christmas
activity try to memorize your favorite Christmas joke.
Everyone should know at least one Christmas Joke for
Christmas parties and for Christmas day festivities.
Select
the following link to read our Christmas Trivia
and Christmas Games and read the Christmas
Poem.
Christmas joke answers:
Answer to Christmas jokes number 1;
“Tinselitus”
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Answer to Holiday joke number 2;
“You
do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit”
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Answer to
Party joke number 3;
“Silent
Night”
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Answer to
Children joke number 4;
“Christmas
Crackers”
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Answer to
Funny joke number 5;
“He
wanted to sleep like a log”
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Answer to Christmas joke number 6;
“He
had low Elf Esteem”
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Answer to
Party joke number 7;
“Do I have to eat my Brussels Sprouts?”
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Answer to Christmas joke number 8;
“Santa likes to hoe, hoe, hoe.”
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Answer to Holiday joke number 9;
“Because
the angel had said, "No L! Noel”
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Answer to Christmas joke number 10;
“Nothing, you just run away!”
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Answer to X-Mas joke number 11;
“Have an ice day.”
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Answer to Christmas joke number 13;
“Because it soots him so well.”
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Answer to Holiday joke number 14;
“Missletoe”
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Answer to Christmas joke number 15;
“Because he doesn’t shave and just works one day a year.”
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Answer to
Funnie joke number 16;
“The Elf-abet!”
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Answer to
Good joke number 17;
“Claustrophobic!”
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Merry Christmas joke telling!
For a fun Christmas activity try to memorize your favorite Christmas joke.