Christmas Poems.

Christmas time is a rejoiceful time of the year. Because of that, there are many Christmas poems. Whether they be religious, humorous, or for the kids, there are many out there. To view our Christmas Books. Here is one of my favorites:

The Month After Christmas Diet Poem

'Twas the month after Christmas,

and all through the house

Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse.

The cookies I'd nibbled, the eggnog I'd taste at the holiday parties had gone to my waist.

When I got on the scales

there arose such a number!

When I walked to the store

(less a walk than a lumber).

I'd remember the marvelous meals I'd prepared;

The gravies and sauces and beef nicely rared,

The wine and the rum balls, the bread and the cheese

And the way I'd never said, "No thank you, please."

As I dressed myself in my husband's old shirt

And prepared once again to do battle with dirt---

I said to myself, as only I can

" You can't spend a winter disguised as a man! "

So--away with the last of the sour cream dip,

Get rid of the fruit cake, every cracker and chip

Every last bit of food that I like must be banished

" Till all the additional ounces have vanished.

I won't have a cookie--not even a lick.

I'll want to chew only on a long celery stick.

I won't have hot biscuits, or corn bread, or pie,

I'll munch on a carrot and quietly cry.

I'm hungry, I'm lonesome, and life is a bore---

But isn't that what January is for?

Unable to giggle, no longer a riot.

Happy New Year to all and to all a good diet! "

Author: unknown

This is just a silly poem about the woes of gaining weight during the holidays, but there are many others out there. Check out our Santa Ornaments. For instance, here is a poem about Christmas past:

Christmas Past

By: Carice Williams

Each Christmas I remember
The ones of long ago;
I see our mantelpiece adorned
With stockings in a row.

Each Christmas finds me dreaming
Of days that used to be,
When we hid presents here and there,
For all the family.

Each Christmas I remember
The fragrance in the air,
Of roasting turkey and mince pies
And cookies everywhere.

Each Christmas finds me longing
For Christmases now past,
And I am back in childhood
As long as memories last.

And last but not least:

This Christmas…
On this Christmas…Pray,
To your enemy, forgiveness
To an opponent, tolerance
To a friend, your heart
To a customer, service
To all, charity
To every child, a good example
To yourself, respect

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