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 When it comes to Artificial prelit Christmas trees, many people don’t realize how they have changed through the years. To some, Christmas is the smell of pine, the cushion of pine needles that litter the living room floor. Scotch pine or Blue spruce, no matter the tree, it’s all about the green. It’s all about the needles that poke and stick and the sticky, gooey feeling of pine sap that clings to the hairiest part of your arm as you try to place the tree in the stand. Not to mention how much every dog and cat in the world just loves Christmas tree water. No more filling the tree stand with water and chemicals. No more four footed present destroyers trying to get to the sappy water.
Artifical prelit Christmas trees bring a new form of tradition to the holiday season. No more mess, no more struggling to select the “perfect” tree, no more lumbering down the road with the tree hanging to the top of the station wagon (mini van for your more contemporary types) or worse yet, the sickening feeling as the tree slides off the roof to the ground at 35 miles an hour and rolls without fail down the side of the highway. No more cutting the base of the tree with one of those ugly saws that you can never find. Instead your tree is safely housed in its cardboard box in the attic, lying in hibernation, just waiting. lying in a box just like the Christmas presents it will tower over when it is unveiled.
No more finding the boxes of coiled and knotted Christmas lights carefully hidden under all the other holiday decorations that are stored away year after year. No more finding the ONE bulb to replace to get a string of lights to work – instead the LED lights are already built in – fashioned by some elfin tree designer at the North Pole to be perfectly symmetrical and never to fail. The Artificial prelit Christmas tree has no bald spots, no limbs out of place – this one too long or that one too short. No matter which side you turn it to, it will look just as perfect. If you need a tree to place delicately on the coffee table, then the Artificial prelit Christmas tree is just the thing – any size and style. They come with steady lights, lights twinkling merrily or you can have those “sparkling” random lights as well.
So the new holiday tradition becomes one of elegance and simplicity, to some degree. Instead of ritual pain and suffering (think Chevy Chase in Christmas Vacation), simply pull the artificial tree from its box and place it in the exact spot that you want (one that will be large enough to hold all those presents that you want to put underneath it). Planning becomes easier with one less trip outdoors and more time to concentrate on all of those Christmas sweets. The Artificial prelit Christmas tree is a decorators dream – no fuss, no mess, no pokey pine needles. Just bring out the ornaments and plug it in – voila! Christmas.
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