Christmas Poems
Christmas time is a rejoiceful time of the year. Because of that, there are many Christmas poems. Whether they be religious, humorous, or for the kids, there are many out there. To view our Christmas Books. Here is one of my favorites:
The Month After Christmas Diet Poem
Twas the month after Christmas,
and all through the house
Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse.
The cookies Id nibbled, the eggnog Id taste at the holiday parties had gone to my waist.
When I got on the scales

there arose such a number!
When I walked to the store
(less a walk than a lumber).
Id remember the marvelous meals Id prepared;
The gravies and sauces and beef nicely rared,
The wine and the rum balls, the bread and the cheese
And the way Id never said, No thank you, please.
As I dressed myself in my husbands old shirt
And prepared once again to do battle with dirt
I said to myself, as only I can
You can't spend a winter disguised as a man!
So, away with the last of the sour cream dip,
Get rid of the fruit cake, every cracker and chips
Every last bit of food that I like must be banished
Till all the additional ounces have vanished.
I wont have a cookie, not even a lick.
Ill want to chew only on a long celery stick.
I wont have hot biscuits, or corn bread, or pie,I'll munch on a carrot and quietly cry.
I'm hungry, Im lonesome, and life is a bore
But isn't that what January is for?
Unable to giggle, no longer a riot.
Happy New Year to all and to all a good diet!
Author: unknown
This is just a silly poem about the woes of gaining weight during the holidays, but there are many others out there.
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