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Christmas Jokes

 Good Christmas jokes are always welcomed.

Christmas jokes #1:

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
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Holiday joke #2:

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
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Party joke #3:

What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents?
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Children joke #4:

What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck?
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Funny joke #5:

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
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Christmas joke #6:

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
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Party joke #7:

What’s the most popular wine at Christmas?
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Christmas joke #8:

What does Santa Claus like to do in his garden?
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Holiday joke #9:

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
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Christmas joke # 10:

What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
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X-Mas joke #11:

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
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Christmas joke #12:

Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut open until Christmas.

Christmas joke #13:

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas eve?
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Holiday joke #14:

If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
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Christmas joke #15:

How is Santa Claus like a beatnik?
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Funnie joke #16:

What do elves learn in school?
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Good joke #17:

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
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If you know any good Christmas Jokes by all means share it with us. 
E-mail To: and type "Joke" in the subject line. Smiles to you!

For a fun Christmas activity try to memorize your favorite Christmas joke. 
Everyone should know at least one Christmas Joke for Christmas parties and for Christmas day festivities.

Select the following link to read our Christmas Trivia and Christmas Games  and read the Christmas Poem. Click to see all of our Christmas Decorations Ideas.
 


Christmas joke answers:

Answer to Christmas jokes number 1;
“Tinselitus”
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Answer to Holiday joke number 2;
“You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit”
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Answer to Party joke number 3;
“Silent Night”
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Answer to Children joke number 4;
“Christmas Crackers”
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Answer to Funny joke number 5;
“He wanted to sleep like a log”
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Answer to Christmas joke number 6;
“He had low Elf Esteem”
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Answer to Party joke number 7;
“Do I have to eat my Brussels Sprouts?”
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Answer to Christmas joke number 8;
“Santa likes to hoe, hoe, hoe.”
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Answer to Holiday joke number 9;
“Because the angel had said, "No L! Noel”
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Answer to Christmas joke number 10;
“Nothing, you just run away!”
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Answer to X-Mas joke number 11;
“Have an ice day.”
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Answer to Christmas joke number 13;
“Because it soots him so well.”
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Answer to Holiday joke number 14;
“Missletoe”
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Answer to Christmas joke number 15;
“Because he doesn’t shave and just works one day a year.”
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Answer to Funnie joke number 16;
The Elf-abet!
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Answer to Good joke number 17;
Claustrophobic!
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Merry Christmas joke telling!

For a fun Christmas activity try to memorize your favorite Christmas joke. 




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