Good Christmas jokes are always welcomed.

Christmas jokes #1:

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
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Holiday joke #2:

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
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Party joke #3:

What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents?
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Children joke #4:

What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck?
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Funny joke #5:

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
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Christmas joke #6:

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
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Party joke #7:

What’s the most popular wine at Christmas?
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Christmas joke #8:

What does Santa Claus like to do in his garden?
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Holiday joke #9:

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
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Christmas joke # 10:

What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
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X-Mas joke #11:

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
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Christmas joke #12:

Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut open until Christmas.

Christmas joke #13:

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas eve?
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Holiday joke #14:

If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
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Christmas joke #15:

How is Santa Claus like a beatnik?
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Funnie joke #16:

What do elves learn in school?
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Good joke #17:

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
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If you know any good Christmas Jokes by all means share it with us. 
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For a fun Christmas activity try to memorize your favorite Christmas joke. 
Everyone should know at least one Christmas Joke for Christmas parties and for Christmas day festivities.

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Christmas joke answers:

Answer to Christmas jokes number 1;
“Tinselitus”
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Answer to Holiday joke number 2;
“You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit”
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Answer to Party joke number 3;
“Silent Night”
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Answer to Children joke number 4;
“Christmas Crackers”
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Answer to Funny joke number 5;
“He wanted to sleep like a log”
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Answer to Christmas joke number 6;
“He had low Elf Esteem”
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Answer to Party joke number 7;
“Do I have to eat my Brussels Sprouts?”
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Answer to Christmas joke number 8;
“Santa likes to hoe, hoe, hoe.”
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Answer to Holiday joke number 9;
“Because the angel had said, "No L! Noel”
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Answer to Christmas joke number 10;
“Nothing, you just run away!”
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Answer to X-Mas joke number 11;
“Have an ice day.”
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Answer to Christmas joke number 13;
“Because it soots him so well.”
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Answer to Holiday joke number 14;
“Missletoe”
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Answer to Christmas joke number 15;
“Because he doesn’t shave and just works one day a year.”
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Answer to Funnie joke number 16;
“The Elf-abet!”
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Answer to Good joke number 17;
“Claustrophobic!”
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Merry Christmas joke telling!

For a fun Christmas activity try to memorize your favorite Christmas joke. 

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